Sweater for two!

I'm sure this is supposed to look all nice and fun, but it fails miserably. It just looks really, really bizarre.

I do realize there's a trend here, however. Just like with the Fundies, this sweater seeks to make a couple actually become one - as if that's a whole lotta more fun.

The wearable towel

The couple pictured above are happy for a reason: They have the wearable towels. This means that they can go to the beach and not suffer through the problem of having their towel slipping off as they try to change their clothes. Practical, eh? Well, it's not the worst invention ever, but I think i*d stick with a robe.

This product comes with this infomercial:

Fundies: The underwear for two

This is easily one of my favorite inventions ever! The Fundies are "twice as fun", according to the producer, but since "half the fun is getting in them", I have serious doubts about just how fun these Fundies actually are. I wonder if the other half of fun is getting out of them again?

If you're a man and think "hey, this will spice up things home between me and my wife," think again. Take this review, for example: “to hell with fundies. my husband got them for me on our fifth anniversary and i was soooo angry i refused to let him sleep with me for a week and my damn husband filed for a divorce!!!!!!!!!! I would give them a 0 on the rating chart if i could.DONT BUY FUNDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” My advice: Stick with flowers.

The Beach Boot

If you wonder what the hell the "beach boot" is, the answer is simple: It is a boot you can wear whenever you go to the beach. Not only do these boots ensure your feet do not ever get in touch with sand, they actually also ensure that their owners will never ever have to walk on the beach again. Each Beach Boot is powered by a motor and to move forward, you simply activate a toe-controlled switch mounted in your boot. This should hopefully make you move forward, but it's probably more likely that your body weight will make the boots start digging a hole in the sand.

One thing is sure: Your feet will never be cold when you're on the beach with the beach boot!

The invention for everyone who's too lazy to clean!

This invention is seemingly dedicated to the principle that you can clean as you go. I am quite sure these will get quite filthy, but maybe I'm wrong?

Wet shoes no more!

What do we do to not get wet? We get an umbrella (or well, some choose to become a plastic bag). So what should our shoes do? You guessed it, they too should get an umbrella!

We all really need to buy this!

Got no hair? No problem! The hair cap is here!

It sucks having no hair, but whoever made this cap found a great solution: Have hair only when you wear a cap! It creates a reverse situation for bold people. In the past they wore caps because they had no hair, now they wear it to get hair!