Motorized fork for spaghetti

I sometimes get the feeling that the people making all these inventions think we are morons. This invention has got to prove that this is the case. This fork does the twirling for you and all you have to do is wait patiently for it to wind up the pasta so you can enjoy your meal with satisfying bites. The motorized fork is actually sold and costs just $9.

Pancake-making robot

This invention is actually surprisingly cool. I think a pancake-making robot is really something we need to get in our society, and ultimately I also want one in my kitchen. That does not mean that I think we're in a great rush to ensure that everyone has a robot like this. I think we first have other things to work on, like say diseases and stuff like that.

I can't help it but imagine the following conversation between scientists:

"Bill, shouldn't we be working on a robot that can aid doctors when they are doing surgery?"
"No, you know what, I want to focus on the really important things in life!"

Pancakes.

The solar cell bra!

Ever been in the middle of a great song when your mp3 player suddenly stops playing? Ever lost your battery in the middle of that great conversation you never wanted to end? Fear no more, here is the bra-charger! That's right, this bra has a solar cell panel built in it! Just stick your phone into this woman and you can talk forever!

Give this to your girlfriend and you score an A in terms of creativity. I only see one problem: She will have to walk around only with a bra for this panel to work. She's bound to get a lot of attention.

Phone fingers!

If you have an iPhone, your screen is probably gonna get smudgy since you have got to keep touching it. This is where the Phone Fingers come in! By putting these things on your fingers, you both get to look like you're half Batman, but your screen is also kept clean! Imagine that! These costs about $25 for 15 "fingers"!

Or just wipe the damn screen whenever it's necessary...

The alt+ctrl+delete tool!

Next time your friends are over looking at your pictures from your last holiday and your computer freezes, this is the thing you should pull up! The genius who designed this tool clearly thought about one of the true problems in todays society: It is very hard to find the keys on a keyboard. And then he even provided the solution!

I'll post more examples of how brilliant people are later.

Earthquakes? No problem! Let's Roll!

Got earthquakes? Tired of letting them influence your life in any way? Alright, here's the solution: Get a round house that will simply start rolling when an earthquake hits your town. And don't worry, the interior will move with the house so you can just keep on watching TV!

A few points should be noted:
1) You better not be in a very hilly location, however, as this house will probably just roll and roll until it reaches something flat (or something else that stops it).
2) This thing sinks. If you hit water, you're going down!
3) Warn your neigbors that you don't have brakes! If they happen to be close when there's an earthquake, they really should think about running too since there's a good chance to be crushed!