Showing posts with label hygiene. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hygiene. Show all posts

Sunday, March 20, 2011

The fake plastic hand toothpick device


It's a good idea to pick your teeth and if you must absolutely do it in public, this invention is pretty damn smart. Sure, you may just happen to get quite a bit of attention because you got a lose hand covering your mouth, but at least they won't see what it is you do. What I wonder is where the other actual hand is and why it can't cover the tooth picking action? Anyone care to guess?

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

The sneaze-factory


"Who would seriously contemplate carrying around paper in their pockets when they could strap it to their head," our glorious inventor must've asked himself when he made this elegant "thing". I have to admit it does look practical, but I think if I saw someone walking around with this, I'd feel compelled to grab the end of the paper and start running away.
Not on my most wanted list.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

The travel washing machine


When you are on the road, the last thing you want to do is to stop at a laundry facility and hang out there while your clothes are cleaning. So this invention wizard invented the Travel Washing Machine, a portable, mobile appliance that you actually mount onto the wheel of your vehicle and it washes your clothes as you motor down the road! That's right, this thing actually hangs off the side of one of your wheels and spins your clothes to carefree cleanliness.


This almost sounds like a good idea, but that's only until taking a look at the actual patent. This comes with a number of guidelines that makes it sound more tempting to just stop at the laundry facility:
1) You have to jack up one wheel on your vehicle in order to secure the straps that hold the Travel Washing Machine (TWM) in place.
2) Add your clothes, detergent and water
3) Drive off but go slow because the ideal speed for your TWM to work correctly is only 25 miles per hour
4) After a few miles you need to stop, drain the dirty water and add clean rinse water. Start up again but don't exceed your aforementioned pokey pace.
5) A few miles later, stop and drain the rinse water and then drive off a third time as your clothes get spun dry.
6) Once the clothes are dry you need to jack up your vehicle again (stop first) and take the thing off.

No thanks!

Friday, January 14, 2011

The "stay-dry" shower tool



Look how happy this one is! She's got her eyes open and all!

Oh, I get it, she's got the safety shower thing! With it, she gets to be happy all day long, with no water in her eyes. Don't you feel you need one too?
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