The Dog-glasses

Humans have sunglasses, so why shouldn't dogs get them too? This almost sounds like a good idea. The downside here is that dogs normally don't like to have anything covering their eyes (they pull away), so they probably won't like this invention.

The dog-grabber!

Got hands but don't want to get them dirty while touching your dog? Well, forget gloves, get this thing instead! You get to both keep some distance to your dog and you get a challenge as well! Maybe it will even bite you?

I seriously don't understand what this genius inventor was thinking.