The eye protection things!

This woman probably ain't aiming high at making a fashion statement! Still, it takes something to walk around with these in front of your eyes. I'm not sure what the point of it is either, but I'm sure it's great...

The Baby Cage!

When your neighbors come visiting and you show them your great new baby cage, I am simply not convinced that they will be impressed. They might just call the police!

Earthquakes? No problem! Let's Roll!

Got earthquakes? Tired of letting them influence your life in any way? Alright, here's the solution: Get a round house that will simply start rolling when an earthquake hits your town. And don't worry, the interior will move with the house so you can just keep on watching TV!

A few points should be noted:
1) You better not be in a very hilly location, however, as this house will probably just roll and roll until it reaches something flat (or something else that stops it).
2) This thing sinks. If you hit water, you're going down!
3) Warn your neigbors that you don't have brakes! If they happen to be close when there's an earthquake, they really should think about running too since there's a good chance to be crushed!