The human car wash

This thing does what it is said to do: It washes humans as if they were cars. In the middle of the shower, you even run into professional people-cleaners! This shower system is for people who are not shy because there are obvious privacy issues here.

The Babymop!

"Hmm, baby, mop, baby, mop..."
"Let's combine the two! What do we get?"
"The babymop! It's a fabulous thing for everyone who has a baby and who doesn't have time to clean!"

This follows another cleaning tool for those who really are very lazy.

The invention for everyone who's too lazy to clean!

This invention is seemingly dedicated to the principle that you can clean as you go. I am quite sure these will get quite filthy, but maybe I'm wrong?