Motorized fork for spaghetti

I sometimes get the feeling that the people making all these inventions think we are morons. This invention has got to prove that this is the case. This fork does the twirling for you and all you have to do is wait patiently for it to wind up the pasta so you can enjoy your meal with satisfying bites. The motorized fork is actually sold and costs just $9.

Defendius: The ultimate security tool

Thinking about getting security equipment for your house? Defendius does the job of... eh... making it hard to get out! The worst thing about this invention is that it doesn't even look cool. It just makes its owner look silly.

The Bar Soundbubble

You're at a bar where the music is really loud. Your friend is trying to say something to you, but you just can't hear him. You try everything, but no, the message isn't coming through. This is a time you need the "Bar Soundbubble". It lets you stick your head inside a bubble with your friend and have chat about whatever it is you wanted to talk about. Practical? yes, very! I'm impressed.

Beer + Milk = Bilk

I do like milk and I do like beer, but I never ever thought that it would be a good idea to mix the two. But someone else did! Yes, in Japan, some manufacturer tried selling Bilk - which they made by mixing 3/4 beer and 1/4 milk. It looks interesting, but would I try it? Hmm, not sure...

Baby jail

I think it's safe to say that some people do have problems with toddlers who just won't stay still. This invention offers a drastic solution. It does look a little creepy though!

The Kush

The Kush is an invention that fits between a woman's breasts to prevent boob crushage while she sleeps. Clever.

The wearable towel

The couple pictured above are happy for a reason: They have the wearable towels. This means that they can go to the beach and not suffer through the problem of having their towel slipping off as they try to change their clothes. Practical, eh? Well, it's not the worst invention ever, but I think i*d stick with a robe.

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